A friend asks God where he's going on holiday this year and God replies, "Certainly not earth again. I went there about 2 millenia ago, got some girl pregnant - they haven't stopped talking about it since!"
2007-07-23 14:26:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And the question would be?
2007-07-23 14:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually God knew about the birth of Christ in the garden of Eden when He rebuked the Serpent (the devil) when He beguiled Eve and tempted her to commit high treason against God.
2007-07-23 21:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by *DestinyPrince* 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's not even funny.
God has the power to do whatever he wants to you so I would practice watching out.
You must have not been taught by the right religion (if you believe in one) or the right people. Please do us all a favor and learn the truth by reading the Quran or at least trying to educate yourself.
2007-07-23 21:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bahar01 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Will u get punished for that joke? Darn...I'm the one asking the question...grrrrr
2007-07-23 21:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by jesse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this suppose to be a joke. God would never say anything like that and besides God is always on vacation he's in heaven and heaven is paradise.
2007-07-23 21:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Slacker23 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Another excellent one! Really, I think it's quite amusing.
2007-07-23 21:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least you're consistent. You're an idiot all the time.
2007-07-23 21:37:29 · answer #7 · answered by monte54que 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CPS would lock up this ficticious mythical subject if she ever showed her face...no it would be a dude
a woman would never do that to her own child
2007-07-23 21:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
What's the question?
2007-07-23 21:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is not a question just a dirty joke and you are reported.
2007-07-23 21:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Mel 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋