Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
Some say he had his son teach the class.
Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book
2007-07-23 14:24:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Spent too much time at Dunkin Donuts....
2007-07-23 14:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by conx-the-dots 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
life is full of choices.
God gave you choices to make because you asked for them. your old old old great great great gramma eve ate fruit in a garden. whether you think so or not, you would've done the same thing. so would I. we're human, not God. and through your ?s and answers i can see the mistakes youve made already, God is ready to forgive
10 commandments yes. satan is an evil guy, he did to them what he's doing to you. but your blinded from your wrongs and few rites becuz he refuses to let be on the good side....
hes always been rite there. and the book is basically all we needed to see that. end of story. by the way, before you judge it, have you red it?
God doesn't need PHD. He's all knowing
you should really think your ?s through : )
2007-07-23 14:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by jesus freak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's easy to figure out you never received a PhD. That's a difficult task with an IQ below 70.
2007-07-23 14:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He has sent us many prophets and many of them had holy books ! He created the world and us ! and every thing is under his control ! He teaches all of us ! He is confident and he is always sure about what he says ! He teach us himself and prophets help us to understand him faster and worship him more and better! Most of his students failed because they didn't accept him and didn't want to worship ! His office hours are hold on ,always and near us ! I think you worship your thinking about God not God himself who created the world to lead us ! Your thinking never will save you from God's scourge!
2016-05-21 06:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by gwyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say that Einstein only new about 1% of every thing. If that is true, do you think in all that information that you don't know that there may be evidence that God is real and you are on your way to Hell?
2007-07-23 14:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Bioman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, too obtuse to be funny.
Here's one: The Pope and his friends were in his office not doing too much of anything when one of them looked out the window.
"Your Holiness!" exclaimed one of the Cardinals, "The Lord is walking in your garden!"
The Pope and the others rushed to the window and, indeed, saw Jesus walking in the garden. One of the other Cardinals asked the Pope, "What should we do?" To which the Pope replied, "Quick! Look busy!"
2007-07-23 14:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He actually kept skipping class and never got the phd... After all, we're supposedly made in his image, and we're all sneaky little bast*rds. Lol.
2007-07-23 14:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by Joe S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not question God's intelligence. God is beyond the smartest person and God is way beyond genius. and God doesnt need a phd or a high school or college diploma.
2007-07-23 14:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Slacker23 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because phds are given by men and women and stand for P.retty H.onkin D.umb.
2007-07-23 14:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by super 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
PHDuhs never impressed me, although they try to, i like to them them to frig themselves and the high horse they rode in on.
2007-07-23 14:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋