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Can you beleive this?, tonight my mum, told me, i used to sleep in the cupboard at the top of the stairs, becuase it was the only place "I" could sleep. Apparently i kept the whole house awake unless i was in the confines of this cupboard. I've never had chlostrophobic tendancies, but now this room feels very small. I often recall a cousin telling me whenever we visited her house that i was to sleep in the coal bunker. I think i have some claim to to trauma from these childhood experiencies, am i being over dramatic, or should i seek advice from my lawyer?

Do you have any such 'humourous' tales from your youth?

2007-07-23 13:45:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

I remember finding my mums tampons and querying her about them, she told me they were "ear cleaners", and of course the first chance i got i demonstrated this marvelous product in front of a full house. Both ears!

2007-07-23 13:57:13 · update #1

Dale, i to had washing machine fascination. Still have trouble working them tho, slow learner i guess.
I also had an unfortunate fall, was about 4 at the time, it was a wet day and we were on a train journey to Ayr, on departing the train the floor was wet and i being the stuborn little bu**er that i was refused to take mum's hand, the result being me dissapearing into the space between the platform and the train. The underside of a train is pretty scary to a small child, let me tell you. A guard was sought, and i was soon on level ground again, but the poor guard had to go back under to retreive my toy gun, which i had dropped, poor guy.

2007-07-24 11:01:28 · update #2

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i used to wee behind the curtains rather that walking upstairs to the toilet, it seems my potty was kept in the corner out of sight and when that went i just followed like a puppy and piss/ed in the same corner.. lol

2007-07-23 13:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by dollyk 6 · 1 0

When I was little I used to want to be an art teacher. I would set the whole dinning room table with my paints and loads of paper and put on these tye-dye glasses. They had no lenses! I would sit there and paint all day. :)

I also used to have dreams that would seem so really for years I thought they were real. I reminded my mom that I rolled down the stairs and landed in a laungry basket. My mom was so confused. Apperently that never happened!

2007-07-23 21:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by LexiSexi 4 · 0 0

I have a two. When I was 2 or 3 I used to sit infront of the washing machine and watch it for hours and when I was 9 my cousin came over and we decided to play on my climbing frame after 10 mins we started fighting so he pushed off and my boxers got caught so I fell to the floor wearing just a T shirt.

2007-07-24 11:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by dale 1 · 0 0

Hi there Studstrickle, I was always embarrassing my mum with my comments. One classic tale that I am constantly reminded about, and have never been forgiven for is:
When I was four, my mum was having a few friends around for dinner; as I was bored and bothering her, she allowed me to lay the table. She told me where each person would be sitting. When the guests arrived and sat down, mum noticed that auntie Vera did not have a knife and fork. When mum asked me why I had not placed a knife and fork for Auntie Vera, my reply was: "Well mummy, you said she ate like a horse, so I didnt think she would need any." Cringe!!!! Lol

2007-07-24 00:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I remember one summer night my best friend and I were listening to records in my bedroom. My mom was sweeping the floor outside the door. She thought we had been inside long enough and yelled at us to go outside for awhile. We told her in a minute. Ten minutes later we were still in the room and she hollered at us again. We told her in a minute again but another ten minutes later and we were still there. She yelled and told us that we had better get out or we would be in trouble so we thought we had better go. We came out of the room and there she was standing with the broom. She chased us with the broom out the door. My girlfriend jumped the railing on our porch and I went flying down the front stairs. When we get together we still have a good laugh about it.

2007-07-23 20:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by London Catlover 4 · 0 0

I found the surprise "footprint stickers" under the sink in my parents bathroom, and used them to make a footstep pattern on my bedroom wall.

Do I need to explain what the footprint stickers were?

2007-07-23 20:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0 0

Sorry i"v no funny stories i was a normal child (only joking before you gang up on me),BUT i"v enjoyed reading all yours good Q

2007-07-24 16:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by blueendred 5 · 0 0

i used to sleep with a toy gun under my pillow to "kill" the monster in the closet

2007-07-23 20:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ya wen i was little [5,6] i asked my dad where did god burry all the dinosaurs? he said the mountains.. and i beleved that till i was in the 6th grade untill all the children told me i was koo-koo!! hehehe :]

2007-07-23 20:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by iloveambercombie 1 · 0 0

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