i love it! star if you like it,too!
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
haha! think you've got something funnier?
2007-07-23 12:36:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea
blond, brunette redhead talk to russian space scientist.
he says russia is better because they went to space first.
redhead says usa is better cuz we landed on moon first.
brunette agrees.
blonde says Yeah plus we'll be going to the sun next.
all of them look at her and say how?
blonde says we'll go at night........ duh.... and walks away.
its an old classic.
2007-07-23 12:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by srokanator 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was hysterical. but i know a funnier one.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island. The closest occupied place is 100 miles away and the only way they can get there is by swimming.
They all decide to swim. The redhead swam 50 miles then drowned and died. The Brunette swam 60 miles then drowned and died. The blonde swam 90 miles and said " I am never gonna get there." So she swam back to the deserted island.
2007-07-23 12:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by palestinian princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blond gets off work and the snow is really coming down.
She starts her car and follows the snow plow for 2 hours -
finally the driver gets out and says lady are you alright?
She says yes my father always told me if the snow was deep to follow the plow.
He says ok - that's fine with me.
I got the parking lot all cleared out here at Wal-Mart now I'm going over to the mall.
2007-07-23 12:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by curious1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard that joke before but instead of a blonde a brunette and a redhead it was an english man an irish man and a scotish man
2007-07-25 00:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
Cuz she thought it was diet coke.
Not funnier, but that's the only one I know.
2007-07-23 12:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No haven't got anything better that was pretty good.
2007-07-23 12:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by plasmajosh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny funny funny.
2007-07-23 12:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by dpepperdrinker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it.a star for a star.
2007-07-23 14:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-07-24 02:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow.. lmao..
2007-07-23 12:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ethen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋