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and the highlight of your day is the nice warm shower you have just enough time to take before your husbands yelling at you that your son's in the toilet and your daughter wrote her name all over her bedroom walls
by the way im kidding being a mom isn't that bad most of the time
sarcasm is happily accepted here

2007-07-23 12:26:37 · 24 answers · asked by beautiful tragedy 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

24 answers

A) bottle of wine and a deadbolt on the bathroom door.

B) head for the highest point of the property with a water-oozie gun and start shooting them all

C) give up and take a drive/walk/run, and leave Dad to man the house for an hour

D) call YOUR mom for backup

E) let out a blood curdling scream in the middle of the living room, and then go about your business like you never did it. This one is my favorite - not only does it draw the attention of the household, as they stand there dumbly wondering if you've lost your mind, but it feels GREAT.

Day's almost over. Dream yourself up one of those remotes from the movie "Click", and tomorrow will be all better. :D

2007-07-23 14:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by ~Biz~ 6 · 2 0

Oh boy can I relate!!!!
I love my kids very, very dearly and I feel totally blessed to have them but, they absolutely drive me crazy sometimes!! I love being in the car all alone and being able to sing with the music and keep the window open (which I can't really do when the kids are there because they somehow don't seem to be able to talk loud enough so I can hear them if the window is open) and pretend that I can go on driving forever. I also take really long showers (at least 20 minutes) and I never needed that long in the shower until 18 years ago when I became a mother.
I just drove my 11 yr old son to sleep away camp today (4 hours in the car all alone on the way home!!) and I will miss him but, I am so glad he is there. I am so glad there are people who like to be around 11 yr old boys all day. I figure all it really takes for him to have a great time is to be able to fart and burp all day and have contests over it.
As far as husbands go, I have a good one, but he too gets the best of me more times than I care to admit. Once when we had a fight many years ago, I was in the car (alone!) thinking about it afterwards and this was my thought. I realized that I was really thinking about what an idiot he was. And then I started to wonder what he must have been thinking about me at that point and I thought that he'd be thinking about what a ***** I was. And I told myself that I'd rather be a ***** than an idiot!!
Hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Remember to look in on your kids tonight while they're sleeping.

2007-07-23 19:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Biz's" Choice E is an exceptional one. We've been sitting down to dinner and I say you know oneday this mummy got up from the table and went to the toilet, opened the window AND JUMPED THE HELL OUT!!! They all just stare!
Honestly, I take my mind to the next level, I really start to fantasie about life without him,then minus my most trouble one ( to say his mums) then I start to run thru daily life crap and I go with these thoughts and they get more and more detailed till BANG! That thing happens , I don't know my heart my head what??? But I remember I love him, I love them I get the guilts and all these lovely thoughts come flooding to me memories, laughing, sex!, childbirth all the BIG stuff and then I'm all warm and gooey and I GENUINLY feel better I know it's al ittle BIPOLAR sounding, when I was a teenager and feeling all unloved etc. I seriuosly used to fantasise about my funeral, how upset people would be , what they would say etc. and it reminded me That I WAS loved.. again a little bipolar. But you asked! Sometimes I cant't shave for weeks on end because the time in the shower isnt there it will just take too long! And you know how friggin happy he is to watch them while you have your godamn shower! And my ABSOLUTE WORSTEST HATE EVER.... he has NEVER had to ASK me to watch the bloody kids while he showers he just says i'm going to have a shower and thats that! I hate that kind of two sidedness! For four Damn days I begged for a sleep in and watched my darling sweet partner do it each damn morning!! Knowing how badly I wanted one!
Breath...
May the force be with you!

2007-07-24 06:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by katiejubba 1 · 2 0

Yes the highlight of my day is the five minutes I have in the shower . If im lucky enough to get that alone. I say Duct tape..j/k im dont abuse my husband or children that way. But time to time I think about duct taping them all to a wall so i can take a peaceful bath

2007-07-23 19:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lauren R 1 · 3 0

I am divorcing the bit ch I married and took custody of the kids. It has been 7 months and my 2 kids and I could not be happier. I dont have to hide from them to have a little me time I just wait for them to go to bed.

2007-07-23 20:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Bones 5 · 0 1

Well, I tell my fiance to shove it, accept it that I will NEVER be perfect with his kids, because number one..... THEY DIDN"TN COME FROM MY UTERUS! Number 2, No one is perfect with kids, and B, They are ADHD.... not easy. And 4, If he wants me to be perfect, then he needs to be perfect too! Which he is not.

Good luck girl.... women need to stick together. There's some venting we need to do that would just devistate our relationships. This crap.... not serious, but just getting it out so I can stop thinking about the idea of leaving him.... has to be said sometimes. Or we'll actually do it! LOL!

2007-07-23 19:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by jennilaine777 4 · 0 1

MAKE your husband learn to be a dad sometimes. You may be joking, but you need time to yourself too. Go get your hair and nails done and go to the mall for a few hours with your cell phone shut off! He will figure it out trust me, and he will appreciate you more too. That might make your shower time a little less stressful :)

2007-07-23 19:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Drink Heavily!

2007-07-23 19:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by The Nag 5 · 2 0

You could put a post up here without the final line about sarcasm, and that way you will get a bunch of women posting answers like:

'leave the prick, he doesnt own you. Take the kids, take all his stuff, don't let him ever see them, make him pay for child support, and blame everything that ever goes wrong with your life on the fact that he refused to wear protection'

BAM

2007-07-23 20:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by heatedwirez 7 · 1 2

there's aline from an old song, i think frank sinatra sang it but am not sure....

'that's life !"

this from a mother of 3 who's been married 24 yrs and loved every minute of it and was frustrated for at least 15 seconds of every one of those minutes....sometimes you just got to say they are driving you nuts then you smile to yourself and say...kids....husbands...thats life ! just remember if it weren't for us mom's then the whole world would just fall apart, they need us and can't live without us.

2007-07-23 19:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by ?! 6 · 3 0

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