I got drunk but told her it was her cooking that did it.. She didn't like that and had me removed... WTF!? I heard other drunks complaining about her gafilta fish too.
2007-07-23 12:12:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
Call an ambulance. Writhe around on the floor (even better, in the puke). Moan piteously - and convincingly.
2007-07-23 12:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Bruce M 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't worry about it. The time everybody got drunk at a party I threw at my parents' house (while they were out for the night), they threw up on the carpet AND the walls. The minute my parents rolled up unexpectly they all dashed out the back door and over the fence. I don't think they were too concerned about grace, although it is always cool to see someone vault a 6 foot fence with one jump and one arm, like they do on those cop shows on TV. Left me holding the bag. Good thing it was a baggie. Heh heh
2007-07-23 19:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stoogie, you supurrating putz. There's no graceful way and it serves you right. Mr. Big shot, "I can handle my liquor." What were you thinking? How many times have I told you not to mix Yeager Bombs and Gefilte?
Schmuck!
Next time, stick to latkes with apple sauce and sour cream when you hit the hard stuff.
Now have a nice bowl of mish-mosh soup. It'll setle your stomach.
2007-07-23 22:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you will leave only on one condition-->
if she allows you to curve your right arm around her waist or shoulders possessively!
In that way nobody knows if u are leaning on her, or her on you!!
You 'd leave dignified and extolled as a gentleman with a pretty chick!!
But if she blatantly refused,....... Well I guess you should also puke without restraint!!!
In that way, you will put up a more convincing argument on a dignified exit!!!
2007-07-24 05:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by Freeman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The most graceful way to leave such a situation is to apologize for the mess and offer to pay to have the carpet and walls cleaned.
It's a pity you couldn't have found a better place for your vomit, like outside or into the porcelain throne.
WTF with abusers blaming the victims?
2007-07-23 19:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by felines 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should claim your shame and say this was a turning point in your life. Do something to try to make her feel good about you blowing chunks on her carpet. Thank her for the opportunity to change your life.
2007-07-23 20:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by Z man 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think you need to worry about being graceful when you leave because you probably cleared the room and you're the only one left, with no one watching you leave. LOL
2007-07-23 19:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by chercinbob 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Redecorate soon. Try rubber wallpaper.
2007-07-23 19:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would have you removed and send you a bill to have the carpet replaced... You are a crappy guest and a worse drunk...
2007-07-23 19:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by pebblespro 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Set fire to the bathroom linens.
2007-07-23 20:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by ObscureB 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋