Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history..
2007-07-23 11:38:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Star so others can see the truth!!! ;)
2007-07-23 11:38:33 · update #1
Rock on, my friend. I like this one:
Soon after being brought into the world, Adam and Eve are standing before god, allowed to choose some of the physical attributes they'd prefer to have. After a long list of options, finally god says "OK, which one of you would like to be able to pee standing up." Adam nearly hurts himself in excitement, raising his hand and chanting, "Me, me, pick me!" God says, "As you wish, Adam. Eve, you get multiple orgasms."
2007-07-23 11:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by eyes_the_color_of_insanity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a pair a protracted time in the past, in a small city that we lived in on the time, there became a small team of "very almost-Witnesses". while we would quit via, they gladly took the hot magazines and books. They recognized God's call, and the region of Jesus Christ. they did no longer attend church anymore, and celebrated the Memorial on the appropriate nighttime. None of them ever grew to become Witnesses so a strategies as i comprehend. The form of circumstances i finished via, i might ask them in the event that they found who the "committed and Discreet Slave" became? the team ought to on no account attain a determination and slowly sense aside and decrease back to the church homes. it particularly isn't any longer undemanding for some to comprehend, even while given an invite, that drawing that God does, you desire to renowned the entire affiliation. you won't be able to be a "buffet" JW. the toughest section I even have seen is accepting that God makes use of fellows that are prepared to be servants. they are not suited, however the nice and comfortable button is they save attempting. they could't see how Jehovah God ought to probable use such to look after the a hundred,000 congregations. they do no longer see the "committed and discreet slave" as being something different than a synthetic Hierarchy. And yet another is that as quickly as they discover something they could't stroll around, like sharing interior the ministry, they could discover "motives" of their innovations that it particularly is placed off till later (like the ministry will ever pass away!) you will discover them announcing, "i comprehend you have the actuality, yet i won't be able to do "this or that"!"
2016-10-09 07:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by nicholls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bitter and delusional.
Women were a compliment to a man to forge a strong union, a tag team of champions. See how bad imperfection reaches?
As the UN-lost Genesis says the female was a companion, a Yin to the other's Yang. A help mate not slave.
I'm a man and even I know that!
2007-07-23 11:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet. I thought this was a joke at first but when I got to the end I realized how true it was.
2007-07-23 11:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, reading Genesis is the same as reading a fictional novel.
2007-07-23 11:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Delicious! I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Kudos!
2007-07-23 11:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I agree with the first answer.
2007-07-23 11:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Soul Shaper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol every time i hear it i laugh
2007-07-23 11:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so if you forget to pay for your exorcism can you get repossessed?
har har har....
2007-07-23 11:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excuse you, that is not in the Bible and if it is, then there is something wrong with your Bible.
2007-07-23 11:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Lana 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋