Non Christians...I think we need to pull together to combat 9 page bible quotes.?

Question

Ok, I was thinking of finding a site with a phone book we could copy as a reply to the bible quotes the Christians always send us? I'm in a mood today, those bible quotes are annoying me.
Thoughts...

Ol Doc: Every question I have see you answer has the same response.

I think our friend "hell in a hand basket" has the best idea so far. Poems!

Answer 1

I think poetry would be better....payback doesn't have to be ugly. =0)

Answer 2

There should be a rule.

If you can't say it in your own words it's not allowed....

These people have no sense of why a thing is true or false for us, someone told them the Bible was the final truth and if you could find a passage that said Gay love was godly they'd all jump to it.

They think they KNOW the way to heaven, but children don't know anything except how to love and live. They don't get the idea that you have to be like that child and the more convinced they are of their dogma the further away they get from the truth.



Blessed Be!

Answer 3

No no no, the way you combat bible quotes is with the WOT:

Wall of Text

You go to Google or Wikipedia and find some really, really boring articles on the history of stuff no one cares about. If it's abstract, all the better, like the history of etymology. Then you quote that removing all line breaks.

It's not random garbage, but it's impossibly dull and frustrating in it's length.

Answer 4

Hey, I'm a Christian, but can I join in with you? If I want chapter and verse, I've got a Bible of my own and I even have biblegateway marked as a favorite. I don't like reading dissertations either!!

Answer 5

I suggested quoting sections of Harry Potter just a few questions ago.
"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory." - Albus Dumbledore

Answer 6

Give 'em a break. Those long strings of Bible quotes represent their inability to think for themselves. If they had anything of relevance to say, they'd say it; since they don't, they regurgitate Scripture.

Answer 7

Okay, I'm in but where do we get the quotes? Do we get them from philosophy books or do we make one up?

Answer 8

I'll start pasting quotes from online instruction manuals...

Answer 9

I say we quote stupid camp songs, until they run screaming from the room with blood pouring from their ears.

Answer 10

My friend,

You testify against yourself and your atheist friends in posting such an absurd question. You condemn an entire breed of people and put all of them into one basket, which shows a clear lack of spirituality to begin with, which begs the question, what in God's name (or for your benefit, no-god's name) are you and your critical pack of wolves doing here in the first place. But in offering your question, you have pretty much answered that. You demonstrate your lack of spirit when you say you are bothered by the "9 page bible quotes," when what you could very easily do is avoid them. Well you probably avoid them anyway, which means that you are just looking for something to do (for you have no life to speak of), and what you are looking to do is drag people down, yes down, to your level.

Many of the Christians and non-Christians that are present here in this wide-open pseudo forum are searching for answers and truth. You only offer nonsense.

It is ironic that the very bible that you criticize and bemoan is the very document that could bring you out of the evident darkness you live in.

Your question and all the thoughts that have come to mind, bring to my mind the following,

Jude 5: Now I desire to remind you, though you are fully aware of this, that he who saved a people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed those who did not believe. 6: And the angels that did not keep their own position but left their proper station have been kept by him in eternal chains in the nether gloom until the judgment of the great day. 7: Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise acted immorally and indulged in unnatural lust and fornication, serve as an example by undergoing the punishment of eternal fire, 8: in the very same way, these men in their dreamings defile the flesh, reject authority, and revile the glorious ones.
9: But when the archangel Michael, contending with the devil, disputed about the body of Moses, he did not presume to pronounce a reviling judgment upon him, but simply said, "The Lord rebuke you." 10: But these men revile whatever they do not understand, and do the things that irrational animals do by instinct. Subsequently, they will be destroyed.
11: Woe to them! For they walk in the way of Cain, and abandon themselves for the sake of gain to Balaam's error, and perish in Korah's rebellion. 12: These are blemishes on your love feasts, as they boldly carouse together, looking only after themselves. They are waterless clouds carried along by winds; fruitless trees in late autumn, twice dead, uprooted;
13: wild waves of the sea casting up the foam of their own shame; wandering stars for whom the nether gloom of darkness has been reserved for ever. 14: Enoch also prophesied of these in the seventh generation from Adam, saying, "Behold, the Lord came with his holy myriads,
15: to execute judgment on all, and to convict all the ungodly of all their deeds of ungodliness which they have committed in such an ungodly way, and of all the harsh things which ungodly sinners have spoken against him." 16: These are grumblers, malcontents, following their own passions, loud-mouthed boasters, flattering people to gain advantage. 17: But you must remember beloved, the predictions of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ. 18: They said to you, "In the last time there will be scoffers, following their own ungodly passions."
19: It is these who set up divisions, worldly people, devoid of the Spirit.

I and the sincere Christians and other good spirits here will pray for you.

And one more - Proverbs 20:30 Blows that wound cleanse away evil; strokes make clean the innermost parts.

Answer 11

having problems reading lately? Nothing like the Truth to refresh the soul...unless the Truth agitates it, eh?

The message of the Cross is foolishness to those who do not believe, it is a stumblingblock.