Image you get to heaven, and Jesus lets you in, says "nice you could make it", etc, etc...
Then just as everyone is settling down and enjoying themselves, Jehovah walks in and yells, "Christ Jesus! Who told you you could have a party here?! This is my home, not some place for you and your stupid little friends to throw parties!!" And then Jehovah kicks everyone out.
Boy, would that suck, or what?
2007-07-23 09:53:03 · 12 answers · asked by OccamsBattleaxe 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bleh! I meant "imagine" not "image"
2007-07-23 09:54:07 · update #1
in my father's house there are many rooms... and a pool... and besides, he's out of town for the weekend so yeah, for my next miracle, I'll turn water into FUNK!
2007-07-23 09:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well lets just hope it never happens. But I think that God would sit down first, with Christ serving Him and all.
In Jesus Name
2007-07-23 16:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Joel 2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fortunately, Jesus and Jehovah are one -- in agreement. Jesus would not invite anyone in unless he knew it would be fine with his Father.
2007-07-23 17:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From anything I've ever learned and believed about Heaven something like that would never happen why you ask....
Heaven and all who are in it are perfect.
Man, aren't I a drag!
2007-07-23 16:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by MLJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cynic
2007-07-23 16:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by God is love. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet your an athiest aren't you?
nope because Jesus can't do that.
its all in YOUR CHOICE. believe or dont.
i believe and i sin and god forgives me.
and just so you know heaven in God's and Jesus' home and Jehovah cant tell them what to do.
2007-07-23 16:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by CAR0LINE! :] 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then Jehovah yells, wife, where's my supper?
2007-07-23 17:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then he brings his girlfriend to heaven
2007-07-23 16:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What will I do with all this potato salad then?
2007-07-23 16:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats not going to happen....New Jerusalem comes first LOL
2007-07-23 16:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋