What a crappy day. I can't wait for it to end.
Any plans for the evening?
2007-07-23 09:38:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Riegan)))
That Voldemort/Yule Ball joke made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long while!
2007-07-23 09:48:10 · update #1
i'm going to spend my evening trying to cheer you up!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in, people are telling harry potter jokes inside!
Where's the best place to drink polyjuice potion?
In the Changing room.
What's large and hairy with a single fang?
Hargid
What does Harry like on his chips?
HP Sauce
Which ghost works on the Hogwarts Express?
The ticket inspectre
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and let us in
A Potions Professor called Snape
Was reluctant to use Sellotape
He once got entraped
In a present he wrapped
And taken ten hours to escape
What's packed with flowers and full of danger?
The Forbidden Florists
Ron: I've just eaten 20 chocolate frogs
Harry: How do you feel?
Ron: Extremely hoppy
What do wizards use to improve the weather?
Sunny Spells
What's huge, leafy and rather pathetic?
The whimpering willow
What do you call Professor McGonagall trapped between two layers of bread?
A sandwitch
Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
2007-07-23 09:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, today wasn't that great. However, I'm excited: I got Harry Potter book seven today (just taking a quick break from reading), and four books that I ordered from Amazon came in the mail: The Blind Watchmaker and The God Delusion both by Richard Dawkins, the Case for Faith by Lee Strobel, and Letter to a Christian Nation by Sam Harris.
Time to get back to reading! Hope your evening is better than your day apparently has been!
2007-07-23 16:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
I'm not sure what time zone you're in but it's already 10 minutes til 5:00 PM here! *Checks watch again and taps foot impatiently* Don't worry it's almost over. *Hugs*
Plans for the evening: My boyfriend and I are going over to a mutual friend/co-workers house to see his new house and perhaps have a couple drinks. I'm really excited because I usually never do anything after work...
I do hope your day gets better!
2007-07-23 16:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is good; that's why Mondays end. Plans? Yeah. I'm taking my two kids to explore an abandoned farm house. We'll start just at sunset,so there's still light,but also so it's creepy and dark as we're finishing. It'll be a blast.
2007-07-23 16:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Galahad 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Rachel,
Mondays always make the rest of the week seem FABULOUS! I intend to continue working on a home project. I will also read, study, and obey GOD'S WORD to the best of my ability. I fully intend to be in Heaven when the time comes. How about you? Have a wonderful week.
Thank you,
Eds (A simple Christian)
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2007-07-23 16:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Eds 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is good, and I believe that everything he made is good as well -- that includes this day. "This is the day the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalm 118:24 My plans are work. I will go to work and then come home to my beloved home to prepare my body for rest and my mind for my next day.
2007-07-23 17:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by One Odd Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monday---->Lundi---->Loony---->LoonyDay
Mmmmmm Cornish Game Hens in the oven! Too bad Monday night TV sux too.
Edit:
Why can't I type Loony Day?
2007-07-23 16:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Spencer Y 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL...now you understand why God made the seventh day, a day of rest. And He urged everyone to rest. He KNEW what Mondays were like! ;)
2007-07-23 16:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by faith 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Rachel, if we didn't have Monday's...we wouldn't probably wouldn't appreciate Friday's!
Every situation is 95% attitude and 5% circumstance...
2007-07-23 16:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Salvation is a gift, Eph 2:8-9 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monday was created by man. GOD didn't say the names of the week when HE created the world.
2007-07-23 16:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋