2007-07-23 09:09:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
its a joke not for real...
2007-07-23 09:19:21 · update #1
smoke pot
start acting like a redneck from New York
Steal a B52 try sky writing IM MAD AS HELL & IM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE
Start wearing makeup on the briefings
Spray Dirty Sanchez iz da **** on the generals room
Try doing some fine art by tearing up an F4
Try changing the name of Airforce One to Airforce fun with a toothbrush
Try making the gay bomb & blast one up in San Fransisco
Sing 99 luftballons when ur shooting at Charlie since Winston Churchill said that he liked a man who grins when hes killing belive me ur commanding officer will love seeing u do that
2007-07-23 09:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Aaronsmith 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are no best ways to get out. Avoid ANY and ALL illegal methods (drugs, alcoholism, perjury, crime!) you'll get out, but you may be in a brig for a few more years.
Better ways...
- Homosexual admission. Although you may not be, How do you know that you are not??
- What path did the asylum escapee take? The Psycho-PATH! Ha! Set-up a meeting with the Medical Officer, tell him you have problems working with people that are different from you and it is really effecting the way you work. (be it racial, religious or political difference, but do not be too specific!)
- Inablility to adapt to military life. Start crying alot over little things. Don't look anyone in the eyes, act tired (if you aren't already), that will get you a psych-eval and possiably discharged with the iniability to adapt.
2007-07-23 18:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check your contract.
Read through and find the date when you are supposed to get out.
On that date, go to the separations department and then go home.
We invested a good bit putting you through training based on your contract. Hold up your end of the bargain. This is not about being a soldier. It is about being a responsible person. Responsible people don't break contracts.
2007-07-23 16:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by the_defiant_kulak 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Its real simple.Just tell them that you are queer.you better hurry though because that loophole will be changed in the near future if they start the draft back up.
2007-07-23 17:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by oklablakjak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't join.
I guess the "best" way is to be gay. I wouldnt reccomend it though. Just serve your time and get out.
2007-07-23 16:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Morgan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kiss the first shirt
2007-07-23 17:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by tom l 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask your XO the same question, he will be more than accommodating.
Why did you join in the first place? Sounds like you are a little immature to be in the military in the first place.
2007-07-23 16:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by labdoctor 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Unless you want to go to jail - serve your time! If you do any of the things I can think of you could get jail time to!
2007-07-23 16:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by jrd 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get fat...fail the PT tests, and fail to qualify at the firing range...you could also point your weapon at your commanding officer...
Also, if you happen to be the only living son, you can request discharge...
2007-07-23 16:19:33 · answer #9 · answered by hunnygril 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should never have joined...
Seriously, be gay...just for a bit until they kick you out!
2007-07-23 16:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by MC 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋