The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". She said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"
I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck"
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment"
2007-07-23 08:51:35 · 8 answers · asked by cutest chick!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u know what i like your joke they make me happy when I'm sad thanks
2007-07-23 09:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are 100% correct when using the adjective "stupid"...
2007-07-23 15:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So watts the question? Its actually kinda dim.
2007-07-23 15:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by Space Alien Frerp 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like the second joke
2007-07-24 10:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i kinda didnt get the second one
2007-07-23 15:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are right short and stupid
2007-07-23 15:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by armandingo71 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were wonderful!
2007-07-23 16:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-23 16:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋