She promises to make her husband a wonderful dinner, and tells him to go upstairs and relax. He does so, but forty-five minutes go by and he hasn't heard anything from her (he knows she's not making him anything huge), so he goes to the top of the stairs and asks if she needs anything.
"I'm fine, Honey, you just relax."
So he goes back to the bedroom. Another forty-five minutes go by, he's getting pretty hungry, so he goes to the top of the stairs again, but receives the same answer. Finally, another forty-five minutes go by, and he smells smoke. He rushes downstairs to find everything burnt, and his wife in tears.
"I had to refill the pepper shaker," she sobs, "But it just took so long to get it through the tiny holes!"
Star if you love blondes :)
2007-07-23 08:00:20 · 10 answers · asked by Legate Tatiana 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! StAr!
2007-07-23 08:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds terrible doing the mask thing. Unless he's in to that sort of thing which most guys do not like wearing masks like you see on movies. Rent couple of porn video and see that the girls to in those. The fact that your letting him do stuff to you without saying no is a big step. Lot of girls do the dead fish act in that they don't move or squeak. That's a big turn off.
2016-05-21 02:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by kym 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 1 joke of the day so far.
2007-07-23 08:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-23 08:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! star for you!
2007-07-23 08:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-07-23 08:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by ginagirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I resemble that remark ;).
2007-07-23 10:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Barbara 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL! I can't stop laughing! Someone please stop me!
This one needs a star!
2007-07-23 09:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anthony C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
touche'
2007-07-23 08:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by lek 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-07-23 08:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋