Because an early episode of South Park, Jesus got beat up pretty bad.
2007-07-23 07:43:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Greeny,
Satan did take a dive to win cash, but he still beat up Jesus.
2007-07-23 07:50:14 · update #1
All religious powers aside, Satan is the better fighter. Satan has a great right hook that has canvased many opponents. Jesus relies to heavily on his footwork and head-weaving. He is too slow to go on the aggressive. Satan wins purely because he is the aggressor, and in boxing, defense does not win championships.
2007-07-23 07:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by maro_phillips 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought in that episode Satan bet on Jesus and took a dive for the cash. Everyone bet against Jesus and lost their money. Jesus didn't get hit once.
2007-07-23 14:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since Jesus is non-violent by all accounts... This would be a BIG handicap in a boxing match with the Duracell Bunny...Let alone Satan. Maybe they could just thumb-wrestle.
2007-07-23 14:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by candiruesque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where the match occurs, in Hell it would be a Satan win because he is all powerful there. On Earth, it would be the decision of the audience to which side wins.
2007-07-23 14:46:45 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, based on all the powers Christians claim Satan has on these boards, I'd say yes.
Of course, he lacks these powers in the Bible, but it's not like Christianity has anything to do with the bible.
2007-07-23 14:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He already did a long time ago--it is said done satan has been defeated he is under de feet
2007-07-23 14:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I was just going to ask if that wasn't a South Park episode.
2007-07-23 15:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by Tseruyah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a cartoon so of course he's going to get beat up.
2007-07-23 14:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course He can!
2007-07-23 14:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by Window 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the referee.
2007-07-23 14:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by John S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋