2007-07-23 07:18:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LadyG,
Are you coming on to me?
2007-07-23 07:27:36 · update #1
It'd be cool if He'd have a pencil-thin Dick Dastardly mustache.
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2508/dick9we.jpg
And the voice, too.
However, once a long-haired peace-nik hippy freak, always a long-haired peace-nik hippy freak.
2007-07-31 02:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by wise czar's soul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus were alive today, he would be a fat, flaming gay man.
See, Jesus was a Jew, and he was poor, and he was born in a barn. He was far from what you would call popular.
So, I believe that Jesus would pick an unpopular form again because we hide our hatred of Jews better, a lot of people are poor, even being Middle Eastern is acceptable in larger cities. They even let you drive taxis.
So, I think that Jesus would sit around and say, hmmm, what can I be that would just annoy everyone?
So, I believe he would choose to be a fat, flaming gay man because the last acceptable prejudice is against fat people. He might also smoke. And flaming gay man are annoying if you have to listen to them too long, and Jesus would want to challenge us.
And so, he would be clean shaven, because gay men either have handlebar mustaches (which I cna't picture Jesus liking) or they shave.
2007-07-23 07:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Read Revelation 1:13-15
2007-07-23 07:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A goatee if he is Metrosexual Jesus, a beard if he is Biker Jesus and no facial hair if he is Politicial Jesus (unless he is Hillary. Then, he might need that wax that s***!)
2007-07-23 08:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by bellesnail 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Goatee, that's the style nowadays. Either that or he'd be shaved to hide his true nature.
2007-07-30 19:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope a mustache resembling that of Tom Selleck. Gotta love the stache!!
2007-07-23 07:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Megan J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus IS alive today
2007-07-23 07:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by Christian 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
id like to see him in a goatee
2007-07-31 07:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by Holly D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beard. It's making a come back.
2007-07-23 07:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was common in his time. Since he very much alive and still in human form I would figure He still has his beard.
God Bless!
2007-07-30 22:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋