A couple went horse back riding on their honeymoon. While they were riding the wife's horse trips and throws her on the ground. The husband walks up to the horse looks it in the eyes and says "that's one". The wife gathers herself together and get back on the horse. futher up the hill, her horse trips and throws her again, the husband walk up to the horse looks it in the eyes and says "that's two". Further up the hill the horse throws the wife again, and the husbands pulls out a gun and shoots the horse dead. The wife was shocked and started screaming at the husband for shooting the horse. The husband walk up to her look her in the eyes and says "that's one".
2007-07-23 06:53:44 · 11 answers · asked by islandgirl God and family 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oldie but still funny
2007-07-23 06:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by YouWishYouWereMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i thought it was funny. But just hopes the husband does not kill anymore, n wonder what will happen if he has already killed 2 and the third time what else he does...
2007-07-23 14:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Y L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-23 14:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Like the warnings!
2007-07-23 14:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's creepy. Is he going to shoot her next?
2007-07-23 16:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anthony C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-07-23 13:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute! lol
2007-07-23 14:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA...WHAT AN @SS
2007-07-27 10:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you would...it's an oldie, not necessarily a goodie...but thanks anyway...
;-)
2007-07-23 13:57:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
scarry.........
2007-07-23 14:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋