Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke. 'Golf Course or Intercourse?', I ask. She says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
2007-07-23 05:57:12 · 12 answers · asked by cmwest12 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice Joke. Thank you. I can't tell either by your avatar, or by your account whether you are a boy, or a girl, because in latter case I would have had a sweeter remark.
2007-07-23 06:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, all the guys in my department forwarded this one the other day.
2007-07-23 13:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Robbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..lol hes a smart man
2007-07-23 13:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea not so funny of a joke i thought it would be funnier
2007-07-23 13:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Ryannn34343434 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice..
2007-07-23 13:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one good job on that thumbs up.
2007-07-23 13:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by sammy g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have told my husband the same thing.... very funny
2007-07-23 13:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!
2007-07-23 13:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by MensaMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one dude :) congos
2007-07-23 13:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's funny
2007-07-23 13:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋