I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane.
That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.
Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY I drive past at least one female that has... a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is ARMED!
FLIP ONE OFF??? I THINK NOT!!!
2007-07-23 05:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by cmwest12 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this isnt from personal experience i just found it and thought it was funny yet true
2007-07-23 05:55:31 · update #1
I have never really thought about that. And I beleive that it could be totally true! It sounds like you put a lot of time into this which I think it is great!
2007-07-23 06:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
provide her a sprint bit area. yet dont go away her thoroughly on my own. attempt to make her understand which you're there to stay and you will continuously want to help, no be counted what. attempt do issues for her that ought to easily make her existence much less complicated. Like purchase her groceries, cook dinner for her, take her young ones out (if she has any). Slowly commence going out greater. commence with a get inclusive of her relatives. She needs to make particular that she will continuously remember on you. and you the two ought to have the skill to handle one yet another's circumstances. stable success
2016-09-30 12:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by dutel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh that's hilarious!! And extremely smart!!
2007-07-23 06:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I think you described me. But they don't let me have a gun!!! LOL
2007-07-23 05:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2007-07-23 06:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
scary
2007-07-23 05:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh..... nice dude :)
2007-07-23 05:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please, not true at all
2007-07-23 05:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋