A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must
confess your sin and ask for forgiveness", the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that in here," the priest says.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2007-07-23 05:36:18 · 13 answers · asked by sunshinembf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ahaaaa... another nice joke!!!!
You r a ""JOKE QUEEN"".
Keep it up!!!
2007-07-23 06:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by fha_chafzeto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one!!! celeb for you! right this is one among my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is strolling by utilising and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt comprehend why she is doing this, yet she joins her as a results of fact it seems relaxing. they the two leap on the tracks for a jointly as, till they hear a custom coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the practice's tooting because it comes nearer, and exact before it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to secure practices. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot lower back on the tracks, keeps leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-22 10:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-07-23 05:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by sara76c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man thats an oldie but a goodie
2007-07-23 06:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Robbie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhah That's so funny
2007-07-23 05:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still a good one! :)
2007-07-23 05:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by JoBos 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!!
2007-07-23 05:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reallly damm good yar keep it up :)
2007-07-23 06:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-07-23 05:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooooooo....i read the whole thing!! that's mean!! hahaha. good one, though!!
2007-07-23 05:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋