A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more.
"For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money & my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab & again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?',again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out & I don't want ssex any more."
The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husbi or wat"
2007-07-23 05:33:47 · 7 answers · asked by Sigmund 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha! thats funny. i hope when i get married that doesnt happen to me! ahhh if it does!
2007-07-23 05:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by race_chick* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol THAT FUNNY THE BEST IVE HEARD IN A WHILE!!! 100/100 AND A STAR
2007-07-23 12:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-23 12:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-23 12:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's actually funny
2007-07-23 12:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by Annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like that one! i'll have to remember that... =]
2007-07-23 12:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by Lizard_Luver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, nice :P
2007-07-23 12:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by The Pessemist. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋