A man is at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked him, "Sir, what have you done of good merit to gain you entry into heaven?"
The man said, "Well, once I saw a group of bikers about to attack a girl! I yelled at them to stop,but they would not! So, I went to the biggest biker in the pack, hit him upside the head and kicked-over his bike!"
St. Peter said, "Wow! When did this happen?"
The man said, "ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO!" hehe
2007-07-23 05:32:19 · 10 answers · asked by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. Thats a good one.
I've always had a question about jokes like this. Wouldn't you think Peter would already know this stuff. Why do they ask questions when they already know.
2007-07-23 06:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok its kinda funny, ive heard a different version of this though
2007-07-23 13:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by Robbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao XD
2007-07-23 12:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by The Pessemist. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha really making me laugh out
2007-07-23 12:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny I forgot to laugh.
2007-07-23 13:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-23 13:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crackin up
2007-07-23 12:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by DEEEDD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ya cant do it, dont risk it
:D
2007-07-23 12:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...... it was nice...........
2007-07-23 13:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by Helen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad....
2007-07-23 12:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋