I got that one alright. Here are a few more.
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!
2007-07-23 07:11:28
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A Porche, Aston Martin, Bentley, Mercedes, or Corgi?.....Well accelerate oooooooo in how many seconds?
2007-07-23 12:18:27
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answered by Shelton 1
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Oh bless you Corey, but this isn't at all funny. Have you ever told anyone to "put themselves in gear"? It doesn't make sense, does it? But well done for trying to brighten us all up in this dank and dreary summer.
2007-07-23 12:13:52
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answer #3
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answered by TracylovesABBA 3
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Booo! Get off the stage
2007-07-23 12:15:17
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answer #4
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answered by Clare 5
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oh get it , it was N , change the shift Drive
lolz that sound funnuer
but i can not laught cuz a person
dont like it
2007-07-23 12:46:03
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answered by Anonymous
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You're driving me round the bend with these.
2007-07-23 12:13:20
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answered by Anonymous
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thats about as funny as a fart in a car
2007-07-23 13:18:15
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answered by Ghost Boy 7
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its as funny as wanting to go for a swim in gloucester
2007-07-23 12:31:04
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answered by itsa o 6
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Haaa!!!Keep em coming Corey!!! x x
2007-07-23 13:06:54
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answered by †100% Angel† 6
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yes
2007-07-23 12:12:18
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answered by Foxy Chick 3
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