... but I had to climb over her the other night in bed - and I burnt my bum on the light bulb.
In the morning, I have to stand up to look over her to see if it's daylight !!
2007-07-23 04:54:43 · 27 answers · asked by deebee731 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am in stitches here. That was so bloody funny.
2007-07-23 07:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee ha ha LOL!! Sorry about the burnt bum and well if u think that she is fat then she is if u think that she is fine don't be the one asking question. Even though i don't usually judge, in my opinion she could be a bit overweight. I don't judge bet u asked a question and i think u expected more than a laugh, answers!!!
Hope this help!!! *LUV*
2007-07-23 11:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by helenmelon;<3 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think I recall falling out of my pram when I heard that one last time.
2007-07-23 11:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quite right, she is clearly obese, which is a much more dangerous health condition than just being fat.
:)
2007-07-23 11:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Silly me, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
2007-07-23 11:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats sad just say baby i think we both should go on a diet and start taking better care of our selfs
2007-07-23 11:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's hot
2007-07-23 12:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blimey you are a good catch aren't you mate!
Maybe she should have squashed you in your sleep?
2007-07-23 11:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Shame on you - insuling your wife and making derogatory jokes is off limit!!!!
2007-07-23 11:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
And I thought Bernard Manning was dead...
2007-07-23 11:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋