One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
2007-07-23 04:33:52 · 18 answers · asked by Sarah R 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remote chance that anyone will not burst out laughing, the expert way the joke has been dlivered! (you do have a remote control over the rest of us!)
2007-07-23 04:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical!
2007-07-23 05:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't a package to open under the tree. I was once had a girlfriend give herself to me, she was wearing some very sexy lingerie and was told I could have whatever I wanted for the night.
2016-05-21 00:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-07-23 05:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by I ♥ Caydence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-07-23 04:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Punk_Rock_Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally hilarious!!! I am dying over here!!!
2007-07-23 04:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats harsh
2007-07-23 06:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by Robbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg!! aahahah that was good
star*
2007-07-23 04:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by 0919510 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny!
2007-07-23 08:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha how sad. =(
2007-07-23 04:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋