A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands
it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with
his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word the blonde shrugs, reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
2007-07-23 04:21:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! I like that one!
2007-07-23 04:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by D.W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-07-23 04:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring back a guy and make a gigantic racket - make her think they're filming a porno in your apartment. Then ask her to breakfast the next morning with a big smile on your face.
2016-05-21 00:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely. Thanx.
2007-07-23 04:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
2007-07-23 04:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by ffordcash 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't know why you apologise for the blond got the upper hand for once...nice one.
2007-07-23 04:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a smart blonde for a change
:) xx
2007-07-23 08:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nicee.....but still makes a profit of 490 bucks....=)....um sure blondes are not that dumb...but im proud to be a nice dark brunette.
2007-07-23 06:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by teanah203 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really loved this one, OMG that's funny.
2007-07-23 05:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is going to be classic in years to come *4u
2007-07-23 06:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by clark kent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋