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A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and "dumb blonde" jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands up and says:

"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, YOU CRETIN! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential...

"Because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only in breach of the discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens.

"You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little creep on your knee."

2007-07-23 04:15:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

lol that is the fuunniest!

2007-07-23 04:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 4 · 0 0

Ive heard that before but its still an alright joke even though I'm against blonde jokes, being blonde haired myself. But still have a star you made me laugh

2007-07-23 04:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by X...Blonde Girl in Disguise...X 2 · 0 0

you're crammed with your self u comprehend that?you would be shocked what number men might %. hispanic, and one million/2 black ladies over u blonde's any day. attempt gazing daddy yankee song video clips and u'll see what i'm speaking approximately. they might additionally %. brunettes, and asians over u men too. oh and u ought to wanna take back what u stated approximately blonde's being sensible , pondering u cant even spell sensible. and grammar verify its men, no longer guy. while u say guy you're relating a minimum of one man or woman, men ability extra effective than one.

2016-10-09 06:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Bwah-hah-hah

2007-07-23 04:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by SEERED 4 · 0 0

WTF???

What's wrong with the world and "dumb blondes" its not right and no one takes me seriously because i am a dirty blonde. And i just died my hair black and now people take me seriously what with the world today?

2007-07-23 04:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Pompey and The Red Devils! 5 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-07-23 04:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1 0

ahahah lol thats to funny i give it a star

2007-07-23 04:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!!! My bus driver told me this joke before! I think it's funnier when you tell it! =D

2007-07-23 05:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by asianprincess21 3 · 0 0

V Good, you get a star!!

2007-07-23 04:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by madge 4 · 0 0

That was my cousin Mimzy.

2007-07-23 04:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by ya-who 5 · 0 0

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