Cheque Account
A rather scruffy-looking man goes into a bank. Reaching the head of the line, he says to the teller, "I wanna open a f*cking cheque account."
"Certainly, sir," answered the teller, "but there's no need to use that kind of language."
"Couldja move it along lady? I just wanna open a fu*king cheque account," growled the would-be customer.
"I'll be glad to be of service, sir," said the teller, flushing slightly, "but I would appreciate not being spoken to in that way."
"Just lemme open a f*cking cheque account, okay?"
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to the branch manager," said the angry teller, slipping off her stool and returning shortly with a dapper middle-aged man who asked how he could be of service.
"I just won the ten-million dollar lottery, buddy," snarled the man, "and all I wanna do is open a f*cking cheque account."
"I see," said the manager sympathetically. "And this B*TCH is giving you trouble?"
2007-07-23 03:36:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks eeeyohn for pointing out that i spelt cheque right, and as for u dumbass "asdlkjfa" my mama didnt raise no fool
2007-07-23 03:50:27 · update #1
To: a;sdlkjf a
Cheque is actually also correct...Its the British spelling of it (check).... heres the proof if you don't believe me...
-->http://www.google.com.ph/search?hl=en&defl=en&q=define:cheque&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title
2007-07-23 03:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by eeeyohn 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Language Timothy!
2007-07-23 03:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical
2007-07-23 05:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by bigMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-23 05:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 7 and eight are incredibly stable xD i very practically died guffawing...those are super! identity like to objective them out :D by the way,those sound like something that Mr. Bean or Jon might do xD :D
2016-09-30 12:27:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers for the laugh sweety! * 4 u
2007-07-23 03:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Taddy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha you had me rolling on the floor laughing my *** off.i need a great joke like this.thanks your a comedian!:) god bless you and have a great day.
2007-07-23 03:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by domenicathesims2player 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
made for a smile if nothing else..thanks for the 2
2007-07-23 03:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by Little Bear 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 03:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wel wel yn diw e'n ddoniol!
2007-07-23 06:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋