A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
2007-07-23 03:27:02 · 12 answers · asked by sunshinembf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! heres one
A dumb blonde walked into a store and asked the guy "Can I buy this Tv?" He said " I don't sell to dumb blondes." So she died her hair brown came back and said "Can I buy this TV?" He said "I don't sell to dumb blondes" so she died her hair red and came back said "Can I buy this tv?" he said i don't sell to dumb blondes." How do you know I'm a dumb blonde?" she said "Because," he said, "This is a microwave!!!!"
2007-07-23 03:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by DeathCabForSeffy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
humorous! I incredibly have one too.... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "hey! Wanna hear a blonde humorous tale?" The bar right now will become actually quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "till now you tell that humorous tale, you ought to understand something." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and that i'm a 6' tall, 2 hundred pound blond with a black belt in karate. what's greater, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 kilos, and he's a blond weight lifter." He maintains, "The fella on your precise is blond, 6'5" and pushing 3 hundred kilos, and he's a wrestler. think of roughly it heavily, Mister. you nevertheless wanna tell that humorous tale?" The blind guy says, "Nah! no longer if i'm gonna ought to describe it 5 situations."
2016-09-30 12:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha watch dogs, get it! timex & rolex, boy is that a good one.
2007-07-23 06:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Robbie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmmfsao, that is good cheers for the laugh! * 4 u chica!
2007-07-23 03:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by Taddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Que?
2007-07-23 03:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude this really left a grin on my face.. ha haa
2007-07-23 03:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by tonal syndrome 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. That one hurts. Can't stop laughing. Now I have to read the others.................
2007-07-23 05:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-07-23 03:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ouch! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHHH!!!! im a blonde, but i made highest honors..LOL! this is HISTERICAL!
2007-07-23 03:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by Here2Help 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... that microwave one was funny too
2007-07-23 04:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by 0919510 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋