A) The return to Earth of Jesus Christ, fulfilling biblical prophecy.
OR
B) 10+ points for 'Best Answer' to this very question.
2007-07-23 03:21:45 · 47 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't believe A can possibly happen.
I don't need 10 points.
Can I just have a ham and cheese omlet?
2007-07-23 03:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Honestly at this VERY moment, the 10 points, I am not ready to give up my skin just yet, too many things I want to do and see here on earth before it's time to move on! Good question!
2007-07-23 03:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by kat k 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Christ returned, we wouldn't hear about it back here in the Tennessee woods for some weeks; heck, I ain't even got my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yet! *grumble* So, the 10 points would suit me much better! I'll settle for 2, which is certain once I hit the submit button here...
2007-07-23 03:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I would take A because I can get ten points anytime but to see Christ return, wow, that would really be something! To discover that all this time they were telling the truth, it would be a miracle. And most of all I would like to see what that guy does with me. I want to see if he has the balls to judge me and my life, by the bibles standards, chock full of good old sin but I dare him to tell me I haven't been righteous in my path. A path far from the straight and narrow yet, I've always done right by my fellow man and in fact I've helped more than a few in fairly significant ways and done so at significant expense to my self. I've stuck to most of the commandments except for the stupid egotistical ones like the one about not worshiping any idol over the one true God, a little full of ourselves are we Mr. God sir? And sure I coveted my neighbors wife once or twice, I mean, she was hot, what can I say. But I've treated everyone I've ever known with a pretty decent amount of respect and when I've erred, I've made it up to them. So c'mon JC, judge me and banish me to hell if you can do it in good conscience. But I don't think you can, I don't think you have it in you to look me in the eye and say "I'm better than you so I'm gonna be judge, jury and executioner over your life and make you suffer for a few bad decisions and a mistake or two." And then if you can say that to my face and not look like a real jerk, can you back it up punk? Yeah you "son of God", I'm talkin' to you! C'mon be-yotch make my day. I'll whoop your lily white holy and smack that halo right off yer damn fool head. Where's the lighting bolt punk? I thought you said you were almighty? Where ya goin'? Turning the other cheek eh? Yeah, I thought so. Second coming my A S S!
2007-07-23 03:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll definitely take B) 10+ points for 'Best Answer' to this very question.
If Jesus retruns to Earth, fulfulling biblical prophecy I will be 'left behind'!!! *GASP*
2007-07-23 03:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A) The return to Earth of Jesus Christ
I'll put that genocidal bowl of **** up for the death penalty for crimes against humanity faster than you can say "Molested Alter Boy."
2007-07-23 04:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a religous person. I think if you relish in religion long enough you realize every cultures mythologies are different, yet united by a single theme of faith. Believing solely in one is sort of (I said sort of) implying that everyone elses belief is wrong. Some people are very preachy about their beliefs, I am not.
I don't want to meet Jesus, we wouldn't get a long.
Basically, I want the points. :-)
2007-07-23 03:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by robotpantyraid 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
10 points
2007-07-23 03:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by CSSW 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus will return on his own schedule.
As for the points, what good are they really anyway?
A million points and a buck can get you a soda.
Peace be with you!
2007-07-23 03:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by C 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
A. I can't wait for Jesus to return.
2007-07-23 03:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ will not be one minute late or one minute early, He will come right on time, Oh by the way, You can have your 10 points, I don't need it. thank you anyway.
2007-07-23 03:29:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋