A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?" The Barkeep says "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog and places him behind the piano. The frog starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one?" The barkeep says "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night." The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the frog."
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and franticaly asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act." The drunks says "not for sale". The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scating rat." The drunk say, "deal" The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g's?"
The Drunk says, "Relax, the frog is a vantriliqist"
2007-07-23 02:59:47 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats bloody fantatstic! Its been along time since a joke made me laugh loudly! Thank you for cheery up my rainy day :) ... brilliant :)
2007-07-23 03:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might like this one too.
A man enters a theatrical agent's office.
Agent: "So! What can I do for you"?
Reaching into his pocket the man pulls out a one foot man and stands him on the desk.
"Let me show you".
Agent: "Very interesting. What does he do?"
The man pulls out a tiny piano and stool. The little guy begins playing like the agent has never heard. Better than Van Cliburn and Liberace put together.
"Holy cow", says the agent. We can make a fortune with this guy! Tell me, where did you get this little fellow?"
"Well, to make a long story short, I was traveling in Ireland and came across this bridge. I noticed a man drowning so I jumped in and saved his life. When I got him to shore, a little Elf appeared. He told me for doing such a wonderful deed that he would grant me one wish. Anything I wanted."
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Wait.
Now, you ready?
OK.
Here it is.
"Believe me, I didn't wish for a twelve inch pianist."
2007-07-23 10:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! Who says drunks aren't smart?
2007-07-23 10:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by teranorton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a good laugh.
2007-07-23 10:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Blues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 10:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-23 10:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by bluenile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-07-23 10:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
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good one
2007-07-23 10:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Classic. loved it!!!
2007-07-23 10:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, cheers !
2007-07-23 10:38:59 · answer #10 · answered by Taddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋