An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I f*rt all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've f*rted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm f*rting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
2007-07-23 00:19:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha Sinuses can be a problem.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10 Chris.!!!
You're on a roll - cheers mate.!!!
2007-07-23 01:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have told that joke....only difference is my doctor cured here hearing and then was going to work on the sinuses.....
but it is still funny
2007-07-23 10:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-23 07:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star. My husband could do with some of those pills. Every time he f*a*rts he blames the floorboards and I know rightly it was himself. :-) lol
2007-07-23 07:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming a bit but it is really really funny
2007-07-23 07:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke! Thank you for posting it, gave me a good laugh. Have a star! :D
2007-07-23 07:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 10:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me titter, have a star
2007-07-23 07:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny, good one.
2007-07-23 07:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
unpredictable!
2007-07-23 07:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋