A woman wants a partner, but she is tired of the meeting the same old guys, so she decides to put an ad in the local paper. It gives her name and address and says: 'I am looking for a man who won't beat me, won't run from me and can please me sexually."
Over the next week, various men turn up, but none quite fit the criteria. The woman is losing hope when she hears the doorbell ring. Opening the door, she sees a man with no arms or legs sitting in a motorised wheelchair.
"Can I help you?" She asks.
The man explains that he has come in response to her ad. "Look," He says. "I know I'm not what you were expecting, but hear me out. You said you wanted a man who wouldn't beat you - I have no arms so I couldn't." The woman is forced to concede that this is true. "You also wanted a man who wouldn't run from you. I have no legs, so I couldn't."
Again, this is true. "But what about pleasing me in the bedroom? How do I know you could satisfy me?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" He smiles.
2007-07-23 00:15:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He hehe he....It's funny..... Thanks for making me smile ;)
2007-07-23 00:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny...
If i could move my mouth at the moment i would, (i cant because of an allergic reaction in pimple cream and it hurts to movie my mouth)
2007-07-23 07:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by homer_1561 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-07-23 07:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Suzie Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he smiled but i didnt cuz that's the 9th time i saw this joke posted
2007-07-23 08:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, thanks I liked it! =)
2007-07-23 07:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋