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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

2007-07-22 23:38:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

That's a good one. I hope his aim is good with the one bullet also. ha ha

2007-07-22 23:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-11-10 03:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A good one

2007-07-22 23:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by manjit grover 6 · 0 0

oh mi gosh, well that is funny, the poor clerk.

2007-07-22 23:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by lallyna 2 · 0 0

Heard it before but they went deer hunting then.

2007-07-23 00:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not xx. Not funny either.

2007-07-22 23:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha

2007-07-23 03:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-07-22 23:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

wow thats gonna hurt ha ha ha ha

2007-07-22 23:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

only if she keeps her head still

2007-07-22 23:42:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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