These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty, you float with grace,
If only you, could hide your face.
I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face,
I wish I were in outer space.
I saw your face, as you walked by,
But then I saw, a better guy.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
2007-07-22 23:27:40 · 11 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haaaaa...you reminded me with eemon/eamon song....with F word as the tittle. Geez...
2007-07-22 23:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love all of them!!! This one's my fav I see your face, when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming! heheheehehehee
Star from me!
2007-07-30 16:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that became wonderful :DDD i enjoyed this one "Roses are pink, violets are blue, sugar is great, and so are you. however the roses are wilting, the violets are lifeless, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."
2016-10-22 09:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by rollman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! These are great I'm going to send share this! =)
2007-07-30 22:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by spiffymo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't express my appreciation in words.. here, take a star..
2007-07-22 23:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-22 23:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one was the best....
2007-07-30 08:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by diana g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2007-07-29 05:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-23 00:09:50 · answer #9 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yhhh :P
2007-07-22 23:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋