A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
2007-07-22 23:06:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! good one lol
im a blonde too, i found this one hilarious lol
here have a star jo
2007-07-22 23:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one if you liked that one here is another
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Cheers have a great day
2007-07-23 06:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by TOONY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear - tragic. I'm also blonde by the way, so it's good that we can laugh at ourselves.
2007-07-23 06:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-23 06:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What website are you getting all these blonde jokes from?
2007-07-23 06:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by C4 Snake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat's stupid, but kinda makes sense, cuz if she doesn't die immediately she may get the chance to shoot him too.
2007-07-23 06:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by lallyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 10:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute... another oldie but a goodie â¥
2007-07-23 06:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya, it's an old one.. but still funny..
2007-07-23 06:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh..dear...how silly....but funny hahahahahaha....
2007-07-23 06:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋