A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?"
The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya"
And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum"
The guy says: "In that case follow me"
So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!"
So she picks up his d_ _k, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
2007-07-22 23:05:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i LOVE blonde jokes!
this is a good one lol
2007-07-22 23:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant*
2016-04-01 08:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Susan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to update this joke, which originally has to do with a blonde looking for a phone.
What color is your hair?
Be ye male OR female.
2007-07-22 23:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know a blond has used a word processor?
There is tip-ex on the screen.
2007-07-22 23:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by hoegaarden_drinker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie ♥
2007-07-22 23:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 03:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was damn funny yo. Hw stupid cud anyone get?
2007-07-22 23:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by lallyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here, have a star!
2007-07-22 23:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by politicsguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! That's totally off the wall!! I LOVE it!!!
2007-07-22 23:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't you by any chance.
2007-07-22 23:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by Paul T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋