A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Quietly the guy on the stool next to him, leans over and says "You should know that the bartender is blonde and so is the bouncer. Plus I myself am blonde and there are two blonde football players sitting on your right. Now go ahead and tell your joke."
"Oh no..." replied the blind guy. "I'm not telling it and have to explain it 5 times"
2007-07-22 23:01:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Happy Murcia-- so sorry, didnt know you did this one already!! xx
and DrumBoy, iv heard that one before, but its SOOO good, makes me laugh everytime, thanks :D lol
xx
2007-07-22 23:09:51 · update #1
very good!
2007-07-22 23:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-07-22 23:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by drumboy_14 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Three girls different girls are caught by the enemy and one of them have ginger hair and one of them have brown hair and one of the girls have blond hair so they are linded up to get shot and all the leader has to do is say fire So they are in a desert and the ginger haired girl says sand storm so every body ducks in cover she gets away then then the brown haired girl says wild beasts so they duck in cover again then the dumb blond say FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-22 23:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-25 05:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Softie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blind bimbo must have been blond too. Get it?
2007-07-22 23:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by b_sibeko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-23 00:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kat <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx. Good joke.
2007-07-26 07:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 03:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao buahhahahahahhaahahahahahahha thanks for this joke its funny as fuckinn hell lol the blind dude fuckeddd them all up haha
2007-07-22 23:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another oldie but a goodie ♥
2007-07-22 23:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aw, what a diss.
2007-07-22 23:09:15 · answer #11 · answered by lallyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋