THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance because I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
2007-07-22 22:41:55 · 15 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-28 06:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by tennessee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real thought provoking response!!!
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
2007-07-23 05:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I don't know about you guys but I know more then a few people especially at work who have difficulty saying those things stone sober!!
2007-07-29 03:28:36 · answer #3 · answered by nyc2caligal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate to admit it, but i can only say
the first 4
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
and i am sober!
2007-07-30 22:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheeheheh
Wow I can't even say specificity when I am sober!!!!! Good Jokes
p.s you get a star
2007-07-30 02:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That last list is funny! I wouldn't say No.10 even if I were sober ;-)
2007-07-23 05:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by leader_of_cool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those r hard to say sober...
wats the second word?
and the third?
and the fourth...
lol u cant say them for more than one reason....
2007-07-30 19:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeez, I have trouble pronouncing those words when I'm not drunk.
2007-07-31 00:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the impossible list
2007-07-28 12:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by mike m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahahhaha lol so true
2007-07-29 18:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋