A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".
2007-07-22 22:39:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*LOL* very good!
Wat about the two pensioners having oral and the man says "yuck you stink"
and she replies "It's my Arthritis"
He says "What..in your fanny?"
and she says "No in my hands...I cant wash my a r s e!"
2007-07-22 22:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Compliments tend to unbalance me,not used to receiving them,always looking for the back hand comment thats following....
2016-05-20 23:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can tell us the truth. What did your hubby actually say? Heh! Heh!
2007-07-22 22:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by leader_of_cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny .i have heard it as a longer joke but yours works
2007-07-22 22:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that should cheer her up! Ha-ha, nice one.
2007-07-22 23:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant /very funny/wicked / laughed so much nearly peed myself
2007-07-22 22:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he gave an honest answer - honesty is good lol
2007-07-22 23:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny
2007-07-22 23:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Clare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke!!!! and you are looking stunning in your photo when did you get the pins????....
2007-07-22 22:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by lastofthewonderfullpeople 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-22 22:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋