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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

2007-07-22 22:26:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hehehehe!!! after that, ive got neither!

2007-07-22 22:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by #$%@-_ThE mAn MaN_-@%$# 2 · 0 0

Now Sweetie...if I were to say. "I have guts but no balls!" Would I be right or wrong??? LOL!!! A star for you Honey for clarifying the issue where males are concerned!

2007-07-22 22:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmm... still the difference isn't very clear to me...

2007-07-22 22:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by Starla 6 · 0 0

LOL Gave me a chuckle.

2007-07-22 22:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ah...now i understand! thanx

2007-07-22 22:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny i liked it

2007-07-22 23:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by simone219 5 · 0 0

thats good

2007-07-22 22:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

I can go for a joke...

2007-07-22 22:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by ucla bruin fan! 4 · 0 0

awesome!!!

2007-07-22 22:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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