MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy.This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man
2007-07-22 22:16:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
2007-07-22 22:17:12 · update #1
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends....................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
affair.......................................$3000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui ........................................$8500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
2007-07-22 22:17:48 · update #2
Ooh! Payback big time!
Nice one.
2007-07-22 22:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The bride could have just kicked his @ss and married the Best man...same day, same show, new groom and what do you know a new envelope with new 8x10 glossy showing old groom with very tiny weeny! LMAO!!!
2007-07-22 22:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's the best one in about 2 months 9/10
2016-04-01 08:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Susan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great joke! I really wish we would get a commercial about this, but they would have to modify it to make it more appropriate for tv.
Thanks for posting this!
2007-07-22 22:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! finally .....a smart guy coming out.
3 cheers for the man!! HOORAH!!!
hope he found another woman that trully love him.
2007-07-22 22:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Sounds like he consulted me for advice. That is something that I would do!!!
2007-07-22 23:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2007-07-22 23:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by Yoro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny :) lol
2007-07-22 22:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Karoline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-22 22:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋