Now this is what's called a good wife:
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses... "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
2007-07-22 22:00:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie ?" She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? ....."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?" ..and, they lived happily ever after.
2007-07-22 22:01:36 · update #1
Ha LOL. How did you get that on here???
2007-07-22 22:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
U forgot something, a perfect wife would invite his buddies over too. and have a 3 or more some
2007-07-23 05:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by the fox 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he he. Ok, on the bad side....perfect wife is someone who anticipates husband's moves!!!!
2007-07-23 05:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the addition details part made it funny
2007-07-23 05:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Karoline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one! That's how all women need to have their men..........well all men need to have a woman like that, however you look at it!
2007-07-23 05:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sexxiii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, now thats original.
2007-07-23 05:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by Alex K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh---the lessons of life!!!!
2007-07-23 06:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha That bloke's days are in deep $h!t!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-07-23 05:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-07-23 05:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*appluads outrageously* BRAVO!!! that was fu*k!ng great!!!!!! hahaahhahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!! owww, ooohhh, my stomach!!! too much laughing!!! star!!!!!!
2007-07-23 05:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋