A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2007-07-22 21:33:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You made my day!!!! Had to pass it on. Have a star on me!!!
2007-07-23 00:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good One Star
2016-05-20 23:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one
star for u
Three couples (friends) travel together to a resort hotel, only to find that
their reservations have been screwed up, and they all have to stay in one
room. There are 2 king-sized beds, and it is decided that the men will all
sleep in one, and the women in the other. In the middle of the night, the guy
in the middle wakes up, and says to the man next to him "let me out. I have
GOT to get to my wife! I have the biggest hard-on I have ever had, and I've
got to get to her NOW! The other guy says "O.K. Do you want me to come with
you?" "What the hell for?" asks the other. "Because that's MY d-i-c-k you're
holding!" says he.
2007-07-22 21:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny…Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-07-22 22:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is wayyyyyy too funny!!!! my mouth dropped to the floor when I read this!! haha! good one! I'm savin it for my friends!!
even tho it's not monday anymore... hehe!
2007-07-25 10:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by goddess♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha star 4 u =]
2007-07-22 21:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny cheered me up as I have to stay in and wait for a parcel to come and I was bored
2007-07-22 21:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
definitley deserves a star!
=D
2007-07-22 21:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, wasn't that silly? Definitely a good laugh.
2007-07-22 23:04:29 · answer #9 · answered by lallyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ralmao
2007-07-22 21:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by Chips 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋