Is this the best prank EVER!?!??!!??????????

Question

Last friday at a school, before anyone got in the classroom, i put black dogsh*t in the teacher's black seat. It was a very thin layer so she wouldn't notice...it was the exact same color as the seat. About 20 minutes later, everyone started coming in the classroom, then the teacher entered...i also had a fart machine set up at the the chalkboard.........So, she sat down to take up attendance, then she went up to the chalkboard to write down the thought of the day...fortunately, she DID NOT NOTICE!!! She was also wearing a white dress....Everyone in the classroom was shocked and didn't say anything, dead silence...right at that moment, i pressed the fart machine button about 40 times (i had it set up in my shoe so no one could find out who was doing it...was pressing the button with my big toe). Anyway, she immediately ran to the principal and he came to the class, but they didn't catch me or even know it was me.........Is this the best prank ever? I executed it PERFECTLY!

She was an evil teacher, BTW...she deserved what she got....she gave me sh*t all year and is THE reason i failed 9th grade...

TLC...actually, the classmates LOVE me for this...they hated her too.

To those of you who said it was my fault....was it my fault she ripped up a CRUCIAL essay i had spent HOURS on because she was mad at another student that was being a jacka*s?????? I would have most likely passed had it not been for her letting her emotions get the best of her......she did stuff like this ALL YEAR.......

Answer 1

lol, it's way too good to be true!!! she sounds like she deserved it. and that is HIGHLY clever with the big toe and everything, by the way. yes, best prank ever. hmmm..... you gave me ideas.....

Answer 2

You're not going to be able to do this now, but you did ask. If you're under 30, this contains some foreign concepts, so be patient. Back in the early 70's our high school had a computer. Not a computer lab, but a single computer. Computers back then were the size of a whole room, and the only method of inputting data was via punch cards. This meant if you wanted the computer to do something like calculate the batting averages of every player on the high school baseball team, you had make one card for every little command in the program (and it had to be in the computer's language). Then, you had to make one card for each player's statistics. And then, one card for every command on how the computer was supposed to print the information out. Even the simplest programs would require a stack of cards several inches thick. I mention all this so that you can appreciate the effort that went into this prank. OK, so my 12th grade Math Analysis class was studying computer science, and we worked in pairs. The computer room was open both before and after school so that students could work on their programs. Normally, there was supervision there. One particular day, the teacher was involved in a meeting. My partner and I were working on our program. Over by the input module (that's where the computer would take your stack of cards, run them through the machine, read them and run the program) was a rather large stack of punch cards. We investigated, and discovered that the cards were for the program that printed out the daily attendance report. Now my partner and I should have never been paired up, because she was a genius at devising pranks, and I was a master at making them go. While I went back to work on our project, she nonchalantly took the school's cards back to her desk, went through them, pulled the cards she wanted, and asked me how to go about making certain changes to the program. Plus, we created a few cards for fictitious students, and put them on the bottom of the deck. The next day, during 1st period, the principal went down to the computer room to do the attendance report. When it came out, he noticed that the heading didn't have the school name, the date, and the title "Daily Attendance Report." Instead it said, "Here's Your ****ing Attendance Report, Fat @$$" And it also included absent students with the names Dick Hertz, Mike Hunt, Anita Blojob, and couple others I can't recall. Unfortunately, there were a few people who went either in or out of the room while we were at work, and someone ratted us out. Fortunately, the principal had a decent sense of humor....the three days of detention we both got seemed like a small price to pay.

Answer 3

Okay, kid.
Playing a prank on ANYONE like that is just straight up cruel. **** like this is what drives people over the edge.
Who cares if she failed you in your class... I'm almost positive that you had more to do with that than she did.
You're going to get mean teachers throughout your schooling career & the only thing you can do is suck it up, ACT MATURE, & get over it!!

Answer 4

What you don't understand is that the phrase "what goes around comes around" is very real and very true. One day in the far future you will get pay back for that sick thing you did. I don't think you are going to get really far in the world if you are going to blame your own failures on other people and then punish them as well. It's very immature to say the least.

Answer 5

To you it maybe the best prank ever but to me that was the meanest prank..EVER! I just wonder what would you feel if the tables were turned, would you still think it was the best prank ever? Oh by the way, don't blame your teacher for you failures, you failed 9th grade because she only gave you the grade that you deserve.

Answer 6

Don't blame her for your inability to pass 9th grade. This is a horrible thing to do to someone.
No, it was not funny, and no it was not even a partially good prank.
Nicely done, maybe, but not necessary or acceptable at all.

Answer 7

I think that was extremely uncool. Have you ever thought about what that has done to your teacher? How can you be so cruel?

Hopeful is right - it is your fault you failed 9th grade, not your teacher's fault. I hope they catch you and that you receive the punishment you deserve.

Answer 8

Your lack of maturity is showing full force.

Part of the point of going to school is learning to deal with difficult people - to prepare you for what is ahead.
Another point of school is for you to learn to act respectably in socially acceptable ways.
Looks like you failed there too.

Joke is on you......stop obsessing with your lack of maturity..........time to grow up

Yeah, Mental Health was the right category for this one.

Answer 9

No! You are the reason you failed 9th grade and you need to come to terms with that. Can't say I found it funny......wrong section anyway. I think that was rather cruel. Ask yourself if you would have enjoyed sitting in that.

Answer 10

if this is what you waste your time on, no wonder you failed 9th grade. it's your fault, not the teacher's. i think your classmates will have a lower opinion of you. maybe someday you will grow up and not be an ignorant jerk!

Answer 11

That's a really good prank and one to be proud of. I wish I had tried that on my evil French teacher.

Bad luck about 9th grade.