Billy Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again."
Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
2007-07-22 20:44:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooh that Marie sounds like a right sl*g
2007-07-22 20:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 03:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing! WOW! What a punch line knock out!!! A star for you!
2007-07-22 21:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
top 1
2007-07-22 20:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by bladesmanlou 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! but, if marie got pregnant with someone elses kid, why didnt he leave her?
anyway, great joke! star!
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2007-07-22 22:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-22 21:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So if he was gone when she got pregnant and he did not get mad, what did he do on his holiday trips?
2007-07-22 21:27:00 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one!
star for u
2007-07-22 20:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Meg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, he should've taken her before, serves him right. LOL
2007-07-22 20:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-22 22:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋