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Question

The Truth

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”

Answer 1

That's very funny! Here's another mailman joke for you:

It is the year 2020, and a new device has been invented to allow women to pass on some of the pain of childbirth to father of the child.
One couple are at the hospital with the woman in labour. The husband volunteers to take on some of the pain, so out comes the device. The nurse sets it to 10%.
"I warn you," She says, "Even 10% of the pain might be more than you've ever handled in your life."
The husband says that this doesn't matter, so the nurse presses the button and 10% of the pain leaves the woman.
"Ha!" Cries the man. "I'm fine! I can handle more than this easily! Set it to 50%!!!!"
Again the nurse warns him that he may not be able to handle so much pain, but the man insists. So the nurse presses the button, and the woman's suffering is significantly relieved.
"This is easy!" Smirks the man, impressed by his own machoness. "Why, I hardly feel a thing! Set it to 100%!"
The nurse tells him that this would be very unwise as men are not as equipped to deal with the pain of childbirth, but once more, the man insists. The nurse presses the button and the woman is instantly cured of all pain. The delivery is easy on both the husband and wife. All night the man continuely harps on about how women are too weak and that the pain of childbirth was nothing for a strong man like him.
The next day they go home to find the mailman dead on the doorstep!

Hope you enjoyed!

Answer 2

i like that one. here is another mailman joke.

a little boy walks in on his parents making love. The little boy looks at his dad says can i climb on your back, the dad looks at the mom and then says sure. so they are still making love, when the little boy says hold on tight daddy, cuz this is where me and the mailman fell off,

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! Great punchline! 10!

Answer 4

Like it

Answer 5

hee! hee! hee! looks like he will be a junior postman 9/10

Answer 6

This was funny and so were the answer jokes

Answer 7

hahahahahaha... i would kill to see the boy expression. hahaha...and don't forget to post the sequel about his dad's secret.

Answer 8

whats his dad secret

Answer 9

This just refresh my memory....I heard it before. Nice one anyway.

Answer 10

Haha, that one was pretty funny.