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2007-07-22 17:36:48 · 6 answers · asked by Al Shaitan 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Would people in missouri really want 6 million mormons there?

2007-07-22 17:42:24 · update #1

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I apologize if I denigate Missourians, but just how can any 'scripture', with it's source from the Great Cosmic Beyond, suggest Missouri as a previous and next Paradise? This places more doubt than anything else about the validity of mormonism.

Why not Malibu?

2007-07-23 06:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 1 0

How do 8 Mexicans fit in a compact car? Maybe all of the Mormons in Missouri are Mexican!

2007-07-23 00:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick 4 · 2 1

They wouldn't all go. The majority of them are "jack" mormons anyway. They don't completely live up to the standards placed on them by the church. Only the devout "fundie" mormons would go. But it's never gonna happen, haven't you learned that the mormons do what is best for them in society?

2007-07-23 01:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 4 · 1 1

They would fit in Missouri easily enough. The difficulty would be in fitting in in Missouri.

2007-07-23 00:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 1 0

I can't wait till someone corrects you and tries to tell you there are 12 million mormons.

2007-07-23 00:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

What's the difference, theys already in Misery.

2007-07-23 00:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Genius 2 · 1 1

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