If, when it's a slow night on R&S, why is it a problem for some people if some peeps ask some fun questions like:
what kind of car would Jesus drive??
2007-07-22 17:24:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
right ON Cassie! :)
2007-07-22 17:27:19 · update #1
Sailcat: you are truly a man after my own heart and *unrepented* lust for a red hummer..... HOW did you KNOW??
2007-07-22 17:28:23 · update #2
dear Spiker: I do :) (love Him I mean)... however with all due respect, I think He too, has a sense of humour :)
2007-07-22 17:31:26 · update #3
dear piefkeholz: GOOD POINT man! :)
2007-07-22 17:32:21 · update #4
dear Jan P: right one girl.... LOL
2007-07-23 13:23:36 · update #5
some people need to loosen up!!!!
2007-07-22 17:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by happy warrior 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. I see nothing wrong with posting silly questions on slow nights, or ANY nights for that matter. Folks just need to lighten up a bit and stop being so serious all the time. It takes fewer muscles in your face to smile than it does to frown. Plus it leaves your face looking all wrinkly when you frown. SMILE more and look younger longer.
Jesus wouldn't drive a car because of the Greed of all the oil companies and car makers. He'd ride a Moped or a small motercycle in order to be more efficient.
Raji the Green Witch
2007-07-23 02:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, not the Popemobile, because he needs more room for His peeps. His criteria for being in one of His homeys is not so burdensome. I would agree with the Hummer, but I am afraid it might not be big enough. Maybe a custom Stretch VW Bus, vintage. I'll go with the old VW red, but since He won't need all those symbols painted on, maybe He could just have flowers on it like Lillies of the Valley, and the Rose of Sharon.
2007-07-22 21:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A problem is something that only you can create because you won't leave it alone. If you don't worry about it, then it's not a problem. That's why I try not to worry, and then I don't have problems.
2016-04-01 08:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rammie, that is a cute question. Some people go over board on their "funny" religious questions like when they talk about Jesus sexually. That's in bad taste but yours is just a fun question. Hmmmm ........ I don't know what He'd drive but I think it would be an older more humble car (like mine! lol) not a brand new Mercedes or something. I know you're looking for a funny answer but I couldn't think of one. I just wanted to make you feel better. ((((huggies)))))
2007-07-23 02:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He will only drive for fun and probably have a collection of the best cars because there is not a single car that provides for all motoring experiences. Most of the time he will fly to where he wants to be. :-) funny questions are good for the soul.
2007-07-22 17:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by James 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually like the fun questions. I don't always catch on though.
As they approached Jerusalem and came to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives, Jesus sent two disciples, saying to them, "Go to the village ahead of you, and at once you will find a porsche tied there, with her keys by her. Untie them and bring them to me. If anyone says anything to you, tell him that the Lord needs them, and he will send them right away." -Matthew 21:1-3
2007-07-23 02:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Charlie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, it would have to be a convertible so that his long tresses could blow real cool like in the wind!!!! Like an old Volkswagen beetle, 'cause that is a major hippie car!
those who can't take an innocent joke like that know they have sh*t to defend.
2007-07-22 17:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Edhelosa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No problem at all.
To answer your question, my friend: Jesus drives a Red Hummer.
2007-07-22 17:27:33 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus drives a red convertible sports car. See for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZzWiTWA0k
2007-07-22 17:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Tom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An old-school Volkswagen beetle, maaan!
2007-07-22 17:26:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋