2007-07-22 17:22:01 · 10 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are a cool guy
But your followers bug me
Who's your P.R. Rep?
2007-07-22 21:57:23 · answer #1 · answered by Demon L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus had a beard
He was a very great man
Jesus likes sandals
Can you tell I'm bad at Haikus?
2007-07-23 05:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5, 7, 5, right?
(Spoken TO Jesus)
What a cute story.
All this religious babble.
I'm digging your beard.
2007-07-22 17:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sandles worn on feet
No friends for the end of it
don't choose fisherman.
2007-07-22 23:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ Almighty!
I swear that I'm not cursing
I'm calling for help
2007-07-22 17:31:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beloved Savior
Forgive the unbelievers
They're here for answers
2007-07-23 06:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wind rises, rain falls
Earth spins silently through space
Stories die at last.
2007-07-22 17:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Savior of mankind,
present in the Eucharist,
always be my guide.
2007-07-22 17:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by solarius 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ is dead
Hands and feet nailed to a cross
Man, that HAD to hurt!
2007-07-22 17:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Saint Christopher Walken 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Left you long ago
I am feeling better now
Peace; serenity
2007-07-22 17:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋