"water is wet"
"concrete is hard"
"harry potter books are very popular"
"if you don't eat, you will starve"
"if you mix the colors blue & yellow, you get green"
"drinking bleach is not safe"
"running across a highway is not a good idea"
"you're just going to answer to get 2 easy points"
Is Captain Obvious a genius or what?
2007-07-22 16:17:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sometimes the most brilliant thing people could do to improve their lives is to notice the obvious.
2007-07-22 16:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by gotagetaweigh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Captain Obvious IS a genius or what.
2007-07-22 23:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by igglydooble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, on the "running across a highway" thing...
Do you think it would help if the person running across the highway was clad only in his/her underwear?
Would a female have better luck with this endeavor, do you think?
Just wondering.....
2007-07-22 23:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to disagree... a genius would know that running across a highway is a much better proposition than walking across a highway - ooooohhhh, who's the genius now? Thanks for the points!
2007-07-22 23:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, Captain, right you are on all but one. If I needed to cross a highway, would you really suggest slowly ambling?
2007-07-22 23:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a firm grasp on the obvious. Congrats Sir.
2007-07-22 23:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by ronedon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're wrong. First I'm going to spit out the bleach I just drank. Then I'll answer.
2007-07-22 23:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right i am going to answer to get 2 easy points
2007-07-22 23:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
Wait, that's the opposite.
2007-07-22 23:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Minh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Master genius.
I bow before you Obviousness.
2007-07-22 23:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋